Ask Brendella… Your Personal Fag Hag
Sunday, August 9th, 2009Our own Dear Brendella… Call it WWKD or What Would Karen Do… call it Ask A Fag Hag… either way our own Brendella will answer your questions with her polished, vodka laced charm! Off beat… yes! Out of line…Yes! But what fag hag isn’t! That’s why we love them! Send your questions to Ask A Fag Hag by clicking here!
Dear Ask Brendella,
I am 18 and recently out of the closet. I recently dated and slept with a guy at work. Now he will not pay attention to me.. I have totally fallen for him. He was my first. I regret sleeping with him on the first date.
Why won’t he speak to me, let alone date me?
Thank you,
Hopeless Romantic
Brendella
Dear Hopeless Romantic,
You’re not romantic…..you’re a whore. And that’s what life is all about at your age sweetie…. Keep doing your flashdance and don’t get hung up on some “pretty boy.” The world is loaded with them…you just need to start sleeping with the “them” that are loaded! I can “fall” for anyone that leaves a nice size stack for me to land on. Take my sage words of salty cynicism…and whore it up!! Muahhh xoxox
B
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